My thoughts on…Lindsay Lohan going to Iraq
August 12th 2006 -
Iraq, a country torn apart by war. In a land where mistrust is rampant, where every moment may be your last, there is only one who can calm and reassure America’s finest - Lindsay Lohan. Yes, Lindsay Lohan wants to book a trip with Hilary Clinton to go to Iraq, in order to entertain American troops there and follow in the footsteps of Marilyn Monroe. Funny, I didn’t know the Army was recruiting shallow teenage girls. Security concerns anyone? Not a problem, as she’s going to take shooting lessons. I know, I can’t contain my laughter either.
I think Lindsay has an exaggerated sense of her importance. She barely has a career, yet she thinks she can compare to Marilyn Monroe. Plus the Army is full of men, manly men, and I don’t think any of them are fans of Lindsay’s sad excuse for music. Being surrounded by a bunch of men for months on end, away from their significant others, there’s only one form of entertainment these men have in mind. And I don’t think she’s up for that, despite being friends with Paris Hilton.
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Abeni Says:
August 12th, 2006 at 6:33 pm
leon,you are cracking me up
jhay Says:
August 12th, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Lindsay Lohan?! Tsk tsk tsk tsk
Maritza Says:
August 12th, 2006 at 9:45 pm
I wonder how many stars are sincere when they visit troops? Do they do it for popularity? Most likely.
Mad Bull Says:
August 12th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Tell me, Lindsay sings, right? Or is she in movies? Actually, Leon, you’re right. They really should send down a battalion of strippers, not Lindsay Lohan.
prying1 Says:
August 12th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Who?
Gina R Johnson Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 12:23 am
Her 15 minutes of fame were up long time ago!
Stunner Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Another Hollywood star and her crap! Trying to seek attention.
Margaret Feinberg Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I wonder who puts these kinds of things together? And how do the troops really respond?
Ricardo Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Leon it’s absolute foolishness. And shooting lessons? The decline of America continues.
The Seeker Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
LOLOL Dutty! Oh so Dutty!
This is a great publicity stunt for her, she trying to get her career going cut her some slack guys. lololol!!!!!
Shotta M Says:
August 13th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
Lindsay Lohan? Who dat?
Dr. D. Says:
August 14th, 2006 at 9:08 am
Never heard of her…but if she wants to go….up to her!
Shaman Dandulla Says:
August 14th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
LoL
What a despicable character she is!!
You are good with your writing mate! Have you ever thought to write a satirical booklet? You’ll be very good at it!
Ps. Try, if you have some spare time, to read Jonathan Swift, especially A Modest Proposal, that is absolutely brilliant!
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Anonymous Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 1:30 am
what the… hahaha is this for real?!
If hillary would strip in iraq… maybe the troops will have a great time watching her and the iraqi’s too. hahaha
{ K } Says:
August 15th, 2006 at 1:30 am
what the… hahaha is this for real?!
If hillary would strip in iraq… maybe the troops will have a great time watching her and the iraqi’s too. hahaha