Categories: Celebrity

Iraq, a country torn apart by war. In a land where mistrust is rampant, where every moment may be your last, there is only one who can calm and reassure America’s finest - Lindsay Lohan. Yes, Lindsay Lohan wants to book a trip with Hilary Clinton to go to Iraq, in order to entertain American troops there and follow in the footsteps of Marilyn Monroe. Funny, I didn’t know the Army was recruiting shallow teenage girls. Security concerns anyone? Not a problem, as she’s going to take shooting lessons. I know, I can’t contain my laughter either.

I think Lindsay has an exaggerated sense of her importance. She barely has a career, yet she thinks she can compare to Marilyn Monroe. Plus the Army is full of men, manly men, and I don’t think any of them are fans of Lindsay’s sad excuse for music. Being surrounded by a bunch of men for months on end, away from their significant others, there’s only one form of entertainment these men have in mind. And I don’t think she’s up for that, despite being friends with Paris Hilton.