My thoughts…on stuff

Yesterday, I was browsing good ol’ Technorati, and in saw that Lance Bass was one of the hot tags. “Haven’t heard about him in years. Lemme see what he’s up to”, I thought. But nothing could prepare me for what I saw next. As I browsed the blogs, I came across the headline “Lance Bass is gay.” I was floored. But when I thought about it, it wasn’t that much of a surprise. Bad enough he was in a boy band, but I think I kind of always knew, because of that damn haircut! Like the times I teased my ex about their sexuality because she loved the band so much. She must really be feeling it now. Should have figured it out when he wanted to ride that rocket into space. I can just hear the millions of teen hearts being broken all across the world. Or I could be mistaken. *NSync hasn’t been around for ages, and undoubtedly those fickle teens have moved on to something else. I guess their perception of him was the thing I heard breaking.

He says he kept his homosexuality secret because he didn’t want to hurt *NSync’s popularity or his bandmates’ careers. Hello! What popularity? What careers? He is in a stable relationship with The Amazing Race’s Reichen Lehmkuhl. Joey Fatone was the first to find out about his sexuality, and Bass is being backed by The Fat One all the way. I’m sorry. The gay jokes are just pouring out of me today. They’re going to make a sitcom called “The Odd Couple”, in which Bass’ character will be, you guessed it, gay. “Buttsecks in the City” is a more appropriate name, don’t you think? Just what we need, another Will & Grace. So what of the other *NSync members, cause most people think they’re all gay. Or are they just Bi, Bi, Bi? Great, another celebrity reveals he’s gay. Next up, Tom Cruise and Ryan Seacrest.