Categories: Celebrity

Baby Brangelina is in the headlines yet again. You’d think after the announcement of her birth she’d get a little time alone with her parents. But when you’re the offspring of Hollywood’s latest power couple, the spotlight is ever present, and anonymity is a luxury that even your fabulously wealthy parents can’t afford. There is currently a battle going on over who owns the rights to little Shiloh’s picture. Getty Images officially owns the rights to the picture.

They say a picture’s worth a thousand words. Well, it’s worth that and then some, because Getty sold the picture to People Magazine for a whopping $4.1 million! Screw college! I’m gonna become a paparazzi! Sure, I may get bashed because it isn’t a real job, and I may be in constant danger of being attacked by angry celebs, but who cares as long as you get a fat paycheck? I’ve got enough brain cells to operate a camera, and a girl once accused me of stalking her, so I guess I’ve got the right qualifications.

Back to the issue at hand. The images were leaked on the Internet, and two websites had them up. Getty is not happy, and wants the sites to take the images down. One of them, Culturekitchen.com complied. As for the other, I don’t know. They had it up as late as yesterday though. Since my blog hasn’t earned enough money to buy even the cheapest junk on EBay, much less fight a lengthy court battle, I posted an artist’s rendition of Baby Brangelina. Pretty accurate don’t you think?