Categories: Celebrity

Heard about Paris Hilton’s upcoming release? No, it’s not another sex video. It’s her new album and…you know what? I don’t really care about her new album. I’m not looking forward to it. In fact, I’m looking forward to the apocalypse more than that album. It will be a mix of reggae, pop and hip hop, with the first being a reggae song called “Stars are blind.” She will also do a remake of Rod Stewart’s song “Do Ya Think I’m Sexy?” The album will be released this month. One things for sure, given Paris’ musical “talent”, that album will suck even more than Paris herself.