My thoughts on…the birth of Baby Brangelina
Yes, it’s finally here! Baby Brangelina has been born, and it’s a girl. She was named Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt by the governor of Namibia. I can just imagine how she was born. As she emerged from the womb, everyone in the room (except the parents) were struck blind by her awesome beauty. Animals all over the world stared in Namibia’s direction, sensing her presence. The tombs of Cleopatra, Helen of Troy and other legendary beauties shook, and in the distance, a supermodel cried. Ok, maybe it wasn’t that dramatic. Right now she’s just a small pink bundle of flesh, but it doesn’t take a psychic to figure out that she’ll be a bombshell when she grows up. I almost shudder to think of what extraordinary beauty she will possess.
Guys, remember that smoking hot girl in high school, the one whose touch sent shivers down your spine, the one who you constantly daydreamed about in class but never had the guts to talk to? Well Baby Brangelina will make her look like the girl you took on that pity date. She’ll have no trouble with men whatsoever. And I think she’s the only celebrity that gained celeb status while in the womb. In fact, many people spend their whole lives trying to gain the level of status she has now. I guess some people are just born lucky huh? Anyhoo, congrats Mr and Mrs Pitt!
Remember it’s not “Mr and Mrs. Pitt” as yet. They’re not married. But, still, this child will entirely obliterate that fact. It would be real funny if the baby defies the odds and actually grows up to be ugly. Anyway, in other news….
She may also be an average looking child.Imagine how har dit is going to be for her if she doesn’t turn out to be a bombshell
Lucky? By having celeb status? Press and media all over for the next 18 years?
I wouldn’t call that lucky though.
I like this post! Animals everywhere turned to look in direction of Namibia! LOL!
Ok Boss, I have arrived at your blog! LOL. I took a little break from blogging, so I haven’t read or commented on any blogs in a while.
I like your account of the birth, you could write a story.
I just can’t see what the big deal is about brad and joile pickney! I just can’t understand people and their fascination with stars.
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