My thoughts on…fake b00bs
May 17th 2006 -
Boobs, hooters, knockers, juggs. Whatever you call them, everyone loves a nice pair of breasts. Girls cherish them. Guys love them. What’s the root of this fascination with oversized mammary glands? Well I did some research, and it turns out that it is more primal than one would think. A well-endowed woman will be able to produce greater quantities of milk to suckle her offspring, making her more desirable for mating. Those who possess these blessed bosoms proudly show them off. But what about those who don’t? Well thanks to breast augmentation surgery, one can go from Mary Poppins to Britney Spears (pre-white trash) in two shakes of Pam Anderson’s chest.
Personally, I would discourage girls from getting boob jobs, because you really should be happy with your natural assets. But if those two mosquito bites bother you that much then go right ahead. But for heaven’s sake, don’t try to pass them off as the genuine article. I can’t understand why girls keep bragging about their fake breasts. It’s like buying a trophy and calling yourself a champ. It’s just not right. Bragging rights go to the girls with the real deal. Some girls go overboard, getting themselves some monstrous breasts, sometimes with each one being two or more times the size of their heads! Why do they do this? Perhaps they figure “bigger is better” (That’s certainly the standard they set for men). Or perhaps they like the attention that comes from being a walking freak show. Funny how girls without gigantic tits want them so badly, yet those who have them naturally want them reduced, because people tend to objectify them, seeing them as nothing more than a nice pair of breasts. Not to mention the terrible back pain. Guess the grass is always greener huh?
Kaschief Says:
May 17th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
You’re right to say “primal” because I doubt that any male in our modern times is “fascinated” by the size a of woman’s breasts solely because of their capacity to hold milk for any prospective offspring. I find large breasts to be a distraction from the focus upon what should be the essential qualities of a woman. Females who opt for large breasts usually do so to make up for their lack of other things…if Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson and Anna Nicole Smith are anything to go by. It is primarily the best evidence of the superficiality and material nature of a woman if she will need fake breasts to validate and augment her worth. And if a guy is attracted to a girl because of large breasts, it says a lot about the little about him too. And interestingly, I would like to know how do you propose that a girl not “pass them off as the genuine article”? Should they prominently display the surgical scars on their breasts, or should they display a warning sticker on their cleavage informing men about the artificial things on their chest? Doesn’t this defeat the purpose?
Dr. D. Says:
May 17th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
I much prefer too little than too much in the mammary department. But, that’s just me.
I have a general dislike for fake everything….breasts, nails, extensions, weaves, wigs….but somehow this seems to be the norm for many nowadays…to look fake and unnatural. Ugh!
Jim Screechy Says:
May 18th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Dude, I dont reaaly give two hoots about the milk production unless it’s coming from down below-the quantity and viscocity of ‘gumption’ is more important. The brest-asis size of B Cup is a must though. B isn’t too small to make you feel as if you could be possibly be having sex with a hermaphrodite, and its not too big, so that they look like milk udders.
I like “Doc. D’ am apalled by anything fake- I mean Hello, it’s fake lady, it’s not really yours!
it looks ridiculous and is also unpractical-hair, nails, bobbies and wigs.
Fake breast do not feel natural and do not facilitate pleasurable coitus in my opinion, unless you are into ‘cow shows’
There is nothing like the feel of SOFT mushy boobs in your hands, mouth or wrapped around your johnson and in my foreplay routine- flopped in my face.
Abeni Says:
May 18th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
Well I got a small chest.At one time I wanted some bigger ones but nowadays am cool with with what I have:)
Dr. D. Says:
May 18th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
Abeni, having met you briefly in your native land….though it was a short encounter…your chest size was no problem to me!
David A. Zimmerman Says:
May 19th, 2006 at 9:53 am
Wow:
What do you have to say about a post called “My thoughts on fake boobs” to get your comment deleted? But I must pay my respects to this brilliant insight:
“I can’t understand why girls keep bragging about their fake breasts. It’s like buying a trophy and calling yourself a champ. It’s just not right.”
Nice to meet you, Leon.
Taylor Says:
May 23rd, 2006 at 2:21 pm
hmm soft fleshy things.on girls chests.. i cant get enough of it. honestly.. its as you say, instinctively men know that women with naturally large breasts are better suited for reproduction ( generally large hips are a sign as well ).
always a pleasure reading your blogs lr.. what happened to you though, dont see you on http://www.animesynergy.com any more
Anonymous Says:
May 28th, 2006 at 2:08 am
“Perhaps they figure ‘bigger is better’ (That’s certainly the standard they set for men).”
For you information I most definitely do not prefer men with big penises. Some women might but I do know others who agree with me.
I suspect that men are more obsessed with the size of their ownm penises then anybody else is.
suebiedoobie Says:
June 15th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Interesting. I have very small implants and have been told over and over that I’m so lucky to have such nice natural breasts. So, I would have to conclude that I am one of the lucky ones. That being said, the way I figure it is if a guy can take viagra to enhance his “business” artificially then what’s the harm with a little saline to do the same for a woman?