Categories: Ramblings

Boobs, hooters, knockers, juggs. Whatever you call them, everyone loves a nice pair of breasts. Girls cherish them. Guys love them. What’s the root of this fascination with oversized mammary glands? Well I did some research, and it turns out that it is more primal than one would think. A well-endowed woman will be able to produce greater quantities of milk to suckle her offspring, making her more desirable for mating. Those who possess these blessed bosoms proudly show them off. But what about those who don’t? Well thanks to breast augmentation surgery, one can go from Mary Poppins to Britney Spears (pre-white trash) in two shakes of Pam Anderson’s chest.

Personally, I would discourage girls from getting boob jobs, because you really should be happy with your natural assets. But if those two mosquito bites bother you that much then go right ahead. But for heaven’s sake, don’t try to pass them off as the genuine article. I can’t understand why girls keep bragging about their fake breasts. It’s like buying a trophy and calling yourself a champ. It’s just not right. Bragging rights go to the girls with the real deal. Some girls go overboard, getting themselves some monstrous breasts, sometimes with each one being two or more times the size of their heads! Why do they do this? Perhaps they figure “bigger is better” (That’s certainly the standard they set for men). Or perhaps they like the attention that comes from being a walking freak show. Funny how girls without gigantic tits want them so badly, yet those who have them naturally want them reduced, because people tend to objectify them, seeing them as nothing more than a nice pair of breasts. Not to mention the terrible back pain. Guess the grass is always greener huh?