My thoughts on…Anna Nicole’s court victory
May 11th 2006 -
“She take my money, when I’m in need
Yeah she’s a triflin friend indeed
Oh she’s a gold digger way over town
That digs on me”
-Kanye West, Golddigger
Golddiggers rejoice! Anna Nicole Smith, after a lengthy court battle, finally got the green light by the U.S. Supreme Court to continue her quest to get her greedy little hands on some of her late husband’s $1.6 billion dollar fortune. As all guys know, when pursuing a female the three Fs are law (Find ‘em, friend ‘em and F ‘em). Golddiggers apparently use an alteration of that tactic (Find ‘em, F ‘em and fleece ‘em). That’s just what Anna had in mind when she met 89 year-old J.H Marshall. “But what of her claims of love?”, you might ask. Well, true love may have developed overtime, but we all know what her intentions were. Let’s call a spade a spade and a golddigger a golddigger. Marshall died a year after they met. Obviously Anna’s lovin’ was too hot for him to handle.
Anna hoped to get half of his estate as he promised. But he outsmarted her, and left her with nothing. Get the goods and die happy with your fortune intact. Brilliant! Mr. Marshall, you have joined High Hefner and Bill Clinton as one of my heroes! Despite being left out of his will, Anna got $6.6 million in gifts from him. She also had the money she got from posing for Playboy, being the spokesmodel for TrimSpa and her TV show. You’d think that would be enough. But no! She had to try to pry his money from his cold, dead hands. And now she’s one step closer. So take a page out of Donald Trump’s book guys. The only way to thwart a golddigger is with an ironclad prenup.
Dr. D. Says:
May 11th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Anna invested in him as a short term insurance policy that would mature in 5 years…tops!
She sickens me….cyaan stand to see her face or hear her horrible voice!
Wally Banners Says:
May 12th, 2006 at 1:29 am
Anna has done nothing wrong. The man that made this deal did it with a free will. What? a man cant leave his money to who he wants to? I hope that if i am ever 96 and I have that dudes money I hope i can still get it up to hire me an Anna. You guys need to get laid to remember how magical a vagina is
David Kim Says:
May 12th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Sure she’s a gold digger, but she’s looking mighty hot these days. Maybe, some male gold digger will do the same thing to her.
Abeni Says:
May 13th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Hope she don’t lose it all.Invest Anna,invest