Green eggs and spam
Spam, the bane of all inboxes. It has plagued mankind for as long as email has been around. Since I’m experiencing a bit of blogger’s block today, I’ll share with you one of my recent experiences with spam. Yesterday, I checked my blog’s Gmail account. The last time I did so was 2-3 weeks ago. I had a few messages, most of them blog-related. 2 spam messages got through Gmail’s Spam Filter. When I checked my Junk Mail, I was surprised to see that it had 94 spam messages in it! Unlike most people, I actually read spam, just to see what kind of half-baked schemes spammers are using nowadays to trick the weak-minded and gullible. I found the usual. Re-finance your mortgage, enlarge your organ, get cheap software, etc.
I expected the usual Nigerian scam, but it wasn’t there. Instead I found a variation to it, one in which the reader supposedly wins millions of dollars in some European lottery. How lucky. I also encountered a new one, in which a fictitious company wants you to invest with them, and they try to make themselves look like the most bullish stock since Google. Yes, I pay attention to the stock market, though I can barely pay my tuition fees. I also encountered some Chinese (or Japanese) spam. I was insulted. If you’re gonna try to rip me off, at least make the effort to put it in a language I can understand! Apparently spammers have a new trick nowadays. Since spam filters detect advert keywords in text, they are now inserting graphics with text into their messages. I smile when I see these messages, and wonder just how stupid you have to be to fall for one of those. Remember people, if it’s too good to be true, it probably is.


























If I were to sign up for all the penis enlargement spams that are sent to me, then I’d have a penis the size of a palm tree. Well, that’s not to say that I don’t already.
I get over 100 spam messages a day. It is too far gone to try to stop them all and it is so annoying. I’m so close to getting another email account just to flee from them.
Spam is icky. It floods my inbox and tires my pinky from pressing delete, delete, delete.
Sometimes I read spam too.Some of them can be quite amusing and others plain repetitive.
My gmail account has been getting a lot of spam lately too. So far, I’ve won one brittish lotter, and a whole lot of people want to deposit large sums of money into my bank account. If only it were true…