Categories: Celebrity

Oops! She did it again! Britney Spears is back again in the news concerning her parenting. Baby Britney fractured his skull after falling out of his high chair on April 1st (April Fools Britney!), but his parents didn’t think it necessary to send him to the hospital until April 7 after he was found to be sleeping more than usual. This makes him one of the few people that can actually say yes when asked “Were you dropped on the head as a child?” I mean why send him to the hospital? Babies fall out of their highchairs and onto their cranuims all the time! It happened to K-Fed and look how he turned out! Just kidding.

Tests reportedly revealed that he suffered a skull fracture and blood clot. First driving with him in your lap, now this? Further proof that those capable of reproducing don’t necessarily deserve to be parents. I worry for that child, being stuck with such incompetent parents and all. I think that even Wacko Jacko would make a better parent that Britney! And that’s saying something. Britney, please, leave Sean with Federline and go back to singing. He’s going to eventually become a house husband anyway, as his career isn’t going to go anywhere anyway. As hard as it is to believe, you make a better singer than a parent. On a personal note, finals are coming up, so I’m gonna have to beat the books. As a result, posting’s gonna decline. Happy Easter folks!