Categories: Ramblings

Just when you thought it was safe to leave your naïve but willing daughter in the company of sex-crazed teen males armed with video-enabled cellphones. Those who have been reading my blog for a while now will remember the whole Bluetooth Express fiasco. Those who haven’t, read my post on it. It has become my most popular post. It gets a few hits a day from Google. Of course, they are only people looking for an online copy of the video. Pervs. Anyway, If you were shocked then, baby, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Turns out there is another video out, this time involving a 15 year old girl formerly of Campion College. She now attends St. Georges. She performed oral sex on a young man from the same school after spreading chocolate and whipped cream all over his genitalia. The video was aptly named “Chocolate Surprise”. And it gets better (or worse depending on how you look at it). These videos along with others involving high school girls engaging in sex acts are being sold (can you say foreshadowing of Jamaican porn industry?) by vendors from $350 (approx US$5) to $500 (approx US$7.50). Plus the videos can be transferred to a customer’s phone for about $50 each (approx US75¢). And no, the “actors” do not get any of the proceeds.

Surprisingly, there has not been as much outrage over the Chocolate Surprise tape as there was the Bluetooth Express tape. Perhaps its because Bluetooth Express was the big shocker, so anything else is just more of the same. And it turns out that there is more news surrounding the Bluetooth Express fiasco. The young lady has returned to Jamaica under the quiet. In fact, she was even at Champs. And the Bluetooth Express video has been edited. The “Jolly wid’ di’ Lolly” song has been added, along with captions displaying her name. That’s messed up. Hasn’t she suffered enough? Her father, brother and just about all the male members of her family are hunting the boy down, hoping to right the wrong by what else, giving him a savage beating. There are also rumours that he went down on her first, and she told her friends about it. So he sent the video to his friends to exact his revenge, not for bragging rights as the official story goes. God! The moral decay of today’s youth makes me sick! Next thing you know you’ll see Jamaican girls on Girls Gone Wild. Can’t these girls take a cold shower or something?