My thoughts on…Allah’s cock
March 31st 2006 -
You can’t make this stuff up. A rooster’s life was spared after it was thought to have crowed “Allah.” This happened in Kyrgyzstan (I never heard of it either). According to its owner, it crowed the magic words just before being turned into dinner. Imagine that. A chicken’s life is spared because it says “Allah”, yet a human’s life was being threatened because he converted to another religion. I know you’re expecting some sort of “cock” joke, but I would never stoop to such juvenile and lowbrow humour. This is a mature blog. Fearing violent protests and the boycotting of Jamaican goods, I didn’t post the image of the chicken. So I chose to post the image of a generic one instead. Unlike Pat Robertson, I don’t claim to be an expert on God, but if Allah wanted to manifest himself, couldn’t he choose something more awe-inspiring than a chicken? Just saying.
Think this is crazy? Ever hear the one about the Virgin Mary toast or the Jesus shell? Or how about the Allah fish? But considering that fact that Jesus’ and the Virgin Mary’s images are constantly seen in burritos, French toast, oil spills, clouds, etc, this isn’t all that strange. Humanity is in a sorry state if we regard poultry and food products as sacred symbols. No wonder people don’t take religion seriously nowadays. Well, at least this cock that will make people go down on their knees for the right reasons. Darn, so close too! So beware next time you eat a bucket of hot wings. You may eating damnation unto yourself by devouring those meaty martyrs.
Alex Says:
April 1st, 2006 at 4:08 am
I admire your self-control. The cock jokes would have come much sooner if this were my blog.
WAT Says:
April 1st, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Long live cock! AHEM. Excuse me. Your observations regarding this are bizarre, but funny.
T. Says:
April 1st, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Oh, come on, Leon, next time go for the cock joke.
Once I saw a pretzel on ebay twisted into the shape of the virgin Mary and it sold for $25,000.
Kaschief Says:
April 2nd, 2006 at 10:33 am
Hardy Har Har. Well, unlike you, for me maturity and humor goes hand in hand. They haven’t been divorced yet. So, I’ll do it.
This is the only time a cock can cry out another’s name and remain alive. If it was me, I’d be sleeping in the couch!
This cock is wimpy. It did not “stand up” to a challenge. It con-”seeded” very quickly.
It’s a good thing the rooster cried out the name, or someone would be having a “cock” for dinner. The real one.
Finally, God has invented something all men want. A “cock” you can be proud to openly show off in church with you.
Leon, make your pick from any of those.
Abeni Says:
April 2nd, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Cmon Kas didn;t you see Leon say that cock will mak epeople go down on their knees for the right reason
Dr.John Says:
April 3rd, 2006 at 10:14 am
I never heard of the Allah fish but it sounds interesting. I think you didn’t just get close you made it.
RainStorm1212 Says:
April 3rd, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Hmm, never heard of a talking ‘cock’. LOL Sorry, couldn’t help myself.
Margaret Feinberg Says:
April 3rd, 2006 at 3:13 pm
wow. i don’t know what to say