Info: March 21, 2006 Posted by: Leon 9 comments

Mornin’ folks, or whatever time of day it is in your part of the world. I trust you have all gotten over your St. Patrick’s Day hangovers by now. Anyway, it turns out that a female student from Immaculate High School for Girls was videotaped giving performing oral sex on a student from the Wolmer’s High School for Boys (my Alma Mater), both prestigious high schools (it is my Alma Mater after all). So prestigious in fact that the papers refuse to reveal the names of the schools. I heard the news as far back as Tuesday on Taylor’s Tribulations. I was shocked when I heard the news. That’s something I would expect from a Yankee girl! Surely a Jamaican girl would have more sense than that! Still, I didn’t consider it postworthy. Until it made the front page of Friday’s Star that is. NOW it is postworthy!

The act was done at the Gibson Relays (the girl was probably a track groupie. You jocks know what I’m taking about) and with her consent. Yes folks, WITH her consent. Failing to learn from Paris Hilton’s mistake, she allowed herself to be videotaped on the guy’s Razr. And the S.O.B betrayed her confidence by sending it to his friend’s phone via Bluetooth. But an error was made and it was sent to a number of persons in close proximity. It has even spread to the Internet. I bet if you’ll find something if you type in “Bluetooth Express” (the unfortunate nickname the girl has earned) in Kazaa or Warez.

The girl’s mother was furious. So furious in fact that she spit on her and gave her a hell of an ass kicking. I hear her brother put on a couple hits too. The girl, like Paris Hilton, had a good deal of money, enough to leave the country. So she did. You might be wondering “Why such an extreme reaction? Everybody does it!” No, they don’t. Oral sex is taboo in Jamaica, and even if they do it, they dare not talk about it. It never fails to amaze me how teenagers ruin their lives for some of the stupidest things. Well, if she doesn’t make it in her new school, she can always go for a career in porn. She’s certainly got the experience, and she knows how to perform in front of a camera.

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