Info: February 21, 2006 Posted by: Leon 4 comments

The 2006 Winter Olympics continue in earnest. It’s now day 12 of the event. Though I’m no sports fan, whenever the Olympics rolls around, I’m a part of the throng, whooping and hollering with the rest of them. Except for the Winter Olympics. For me, the Winter Olympics isn’t really Olympics, because the Olympics is a global event, and as far as I see, only Europe, the U.S and parts of Asia are participating in the Winter Olympics. There aren’t even any black people in the Winter Olympics (or not enough to be visible!) Which leads me to one universal fact: black people don’t like the cold. What other reason could there be? Black people dominate just about every sport – except those involving low temperatures. Basketball – Michael Jordan. Golf – Tiger Woods. Baseball – Barry Bonds. Figure Skating – Michelle Kwan? Exactly.

Plus some of the sports are “extreme” ones that no black person in his or her right mind would ever do, like luging for instance. Realize only white people do these things? Reaching speeds of up to 100 mph down a steep hill with only 2 inches ground clearance? They probably participate in those sports because they’re bored of their typical suburban lives. Black people? Heh. Dodging stray bullets while picking up groceries is excitement enough! Yeah, I know, I’ve turned the Winter Olympics into a race issue and probably alienated some white people. But I make no apologies for my observation. So until the Winter Olympics ends, go team US! They’re the only team I can cheer for anyway.

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