Categories: Celebrity

It’s official. The rumours have been confirmed. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, better known as “Brangelina”, are having a baby together. The child has already been dubbed “Baby Brangelina”, and is scheduled to make its debut this summer. Jolie, whose pillowy lips have been the subject of many a man’s fantasy, is doing well, and is making costume changes for her new role to suit her pregnancy, and Brad, that chiseled hunk of a man, couldn’t be happier. People are wondering how Jennifer Aniston, Brad’s ex-wife, will react, how the baby will look (with two such gorgeous parents), and if the couple will follow the new Hollywood tradition of giving children weird names that ensure childhood trauma, like Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow) and Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee).

I’m glad for both of them, but I kinda sympathize with Jen. She spent four and a half years of her life with Brad, then comes Mr. and Mrs. Smith, the infamous movie that brought Brad and Angelina together and tore Brad and Jen apart. I hoped that their marriage would stand the test of time, but as many failed movie star hopefuls can tell you, hope doesn’t last long in Hollywood. Jennifer is now with Vince Vaughn (obviously a rebound), and has blasted the couple, saying they won’t last a year. I tend to agree. After all, it is a Hollywood marriage, baby or not.